Everyone thinks The Donald is really going to run for president.
But no, he is really doing the advance public relations for his latest reality show ---
THE CANDIDATE
The Candidate is a reality show where the contestants promote their stands on various political, economic, and social issues to the television viewers.
Each week the contestants must either give a speech, star in a political commercial, answer hand picked reporter's questions or defend themselves against fabricated scandals. The competitors are given a budget, media resources and a choice of writers and coaches.
The viewers watch them craft their message and watch the results in 1 - 3 minutes segments. Throughout the show The Donald himself gives each of the contestants sage advice. At the end of that week's show The Donald comments on that week's contest and asks the viewers to vote.
In the week before the next show the television audience cast their votes on the contestant's efforts by phone, by the internet or mobile text.
The following week, at the beginning of the show The Donald announces the winner and what advantage that means for the coming contest. He then grills the two lowest vote getters Apprentice style and the kicks one of them off the show by saying "You lose and should be fired!"
Trump is an over-inflated megalomaniac, and I can't wait to see the pin puncture that will send him to where he belongs...far, far away from the media!
ReplyDeleteNicely done Lionel. Maybe this process should be a required part of qualifying for political office.
ReplyDeleteFAR OUT! Congratulations on launching this new political outlet. Really like your post. Sounds authentic.
ReplyDeleteI'm so tired of hearing about Trump that I had an inspiration. I now call him Donald RUMP. Maybe we can start a blog wave on this.
Best,
/RJ